Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Mogok Papiti.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Justin's life

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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