- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A van drives into a car.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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