What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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