There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Your adopted

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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