A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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How old are you? 7

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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