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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

why did the black guy die? cancer

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Your mom.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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