- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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