- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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