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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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