How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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