- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Yo mama so fat.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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