In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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