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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

women's rights

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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