- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

women's rights

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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