- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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