why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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mikey is cute

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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