Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A penis walks into a bar..

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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