- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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