- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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