Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

A muslim walks into a gun shop

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Eric is gay Ha

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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