Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

ever tried african food? they neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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