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White men's rights

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What is black and looks like a person A black person

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

a black man walks out of popeyes

Your mom.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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