- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Women's Soccer.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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