a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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