- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Potassium? K.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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