- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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