- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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