Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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