- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Face...tastes like chicken!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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