- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Don't believe in Atheists.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why are white people white? I don't know

j.p. is dumb

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??