Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Communism hehe xd

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knock knock come in !

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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ever tried african food? they neither

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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