- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Tall asians

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The truth is he loves her!!

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