why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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