- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's half of 8? o

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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