Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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my mind's eye?

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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