Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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