im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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