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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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