- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

you know whats not funny white boards.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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