- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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