- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A drunk guy walks into a car

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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