- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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