This is a joke.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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