- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Justin's life

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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