How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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