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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Worms don't like apples.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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