- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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