- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would u like to drink?

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

a blond girl walks into a bar

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Im gay What about you

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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