- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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