- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Charlie Sheen

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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