Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Error 37.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...