- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Please ignore this statement.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

One, two, three, four and five

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

hey hey apple

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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