- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

who do we all like george goodburn

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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