- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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