What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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