- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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