- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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