A guy walks into a bar

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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