What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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