a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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