- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

I'm rick james bitch

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Happy Monday!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A russian gives away vodka.

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