- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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