Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Lewis

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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