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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

this website is a bad joke

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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