What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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