- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

drugs.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

I don't get it

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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