- Anti Joke

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.