- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Do the roar!

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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