Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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