- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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