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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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