Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Women's Soccer.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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