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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A pope meets another one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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