- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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