- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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