- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

whats white jizz

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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