- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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