- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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