Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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