- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What's one plus one? two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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