- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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