- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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