- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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