- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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