- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Women's Rights

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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